people who have the same name as me are competition
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
basically failed my math placement test so now the highest math course I can sign up for is pre-calculus which is super annoying. I wanted to be able to take stats again while it was still fresh in my mind and now I have to repeat a class that was completely pointless.
People just need to realize that I am too awkward for social interaction and not take it personally when I ignore them because it is partly for their own benefit