Picking a school so far away from home was the worst mistake I’ve ever made. I don’t want to go back.


"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board



"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

(Source: busket)

I’ve never felt this weird and sad